Virtual Reality can play tricks on your mind…

THE VIRTUAL LESBIAN

Abby and Bethany meet just outside a night club as Bethany is leaving alone. Abby offers her a ride home. A ride the would change Bethany forever.

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Bethany had been clubbing all evening and was preparing to leave, alone, when she meets an attractive young woman just outside the door of the club. A brief conversation and the woman, Abby, invites her to her place for drinks.

Abby is the perfect host and fixes the two of them a couple potent drinks made with her special recipe, she says, and the effects start to cloud Bethany’s judgment almost immediately. Urgently wanting leave, Abby convinces her to wait and she will take her back to her place after she finishes her drink. Bethany is out cold before she ever finishes it.

A nude Bethany awakes in a cellar, bound, and chained, and confused. Next Abby shows up also nude and proceeds to reveal the reason for her captivity. Over the next several days, under the influence of a special concoction of Ketamine and LSD, she calls Kacid, Bethany experiences things that defy possibility. She is unable to distinguish between reality and imagination.

Abby is so confident that Bethany has been subdued by the drug and won’t escape, gives Bethany free reign of the house. That is when the captured girl stumbles across the diabolical plans Abby has put together, stalking her victims, experimenting on them with mind-altering drugs, and using them as their own personal sex toy.

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All of the Lesbian Easter Eggs Taylor Swift Left Us in folklore

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On Thursday morning, the Internet went crazy when Taylor Swift announced that she would be releasing her eighth studio album, folklore, at midnight. When the album debuted, queer women across the world went crazy over the track “betty,” which some have interpreted as “queer canon.” Even though I’m not totally convinced that Swift is actually queer, as so many have surmised, here are all of the lesbian Easter eggs from the new album.

1. “We were something, don’t you think so? Rosé flowing with your chosen family.” 

From: “the 1”

When talking about a past relationship that could have been, Swift mentions “drinking “rosé . . . with your chosen family.” The phrase “chosen family” is so often a clear signifier of queer culture. Swift could have just said “rosé flowing with your family,” but it’s likely she used the word “chosen” to indicate dating someone in the queer community.

 

2. “Chase two girls, lose the one.”

From: “cardigan”

Did Swift really get herself involved in a lesbian love triangle with two other girls? It’s possible, according to this song. She follows this line with the lyric “When you are young, they assume you know nothing,” which could definitely refer to how straight adults often assume that kids don’t know and shouldn’t know about being queer.

 

3. “I think I’ve seen this film before. And I didn’t like the ending.”  

From: “exile”

Swift’s fourth track, a duet with Bon Iver, repeats the lyric: “I think I’ve seen this film before. And I didn’t like the ending.” This might possibly be Swift’s reaction to lesbian movies and the “bury your gays” trope, in which LGBTQ+ characters are more likely to die than their heterosexual counterparts.

 

4. “And you’re the hero flying around, saving face”

From: “my tears ricochet”

Could this be a nod to the classic lesbian rom-com Saving Face? Who knows? It’s telling, however, that Swift follows this lyric with the line “And if I’m dead to you, why are you at the wake?” Is she referencing the casually queer Netflix television series Dead to Me? Someone will have to check her streaming history.

 

5. “You’ll find me on my tallest tiptoes. Spinning in my highest heels, love. Shining just for you.”

From: “mirrorball”  

There has been lots of speculation that Swift and Karlie Kloss are secretly dating, and this song could confirm it? For Swift to be kissing Kloss, she would have to be on her “tallest tiptoes” because Kloss is 6′ 2,” while Swift is 5′ 10″. And for those doubting this theory because Swift’s current boyfriend, Joe Alwyn, is 6′ 1″, according to these lyrics, Swift is also wearing high heels, which would put her right at Kloss’s height or higher.

 

6. “I think you should come live with me. And we can be pirates. Then you won’t have to cry. Or hide in the closet.”

From: “seven”

How is this song anything but a gay love story? Swift wants to save her gal pal from crying and hiding in the closet. And she mentions some seriously queer imagery including braids, the moon, Saturn, folk songs, and dolls. Come on, could it get any queerer?

 

7. “Back when we were still changin’ for the better. Wanting was enough. For me, it was enough.”

From: “august”

As this theory goes, in her journey to accepting a queer identity, Swift realized that “wanting was enough.” Just recognizing that she desired to be with women was proof enough that she likes women as more than friends.

 

8. “Make sure nobody sees you leave. Hood over your head, keep your eyes down.”

From: “illicit affairs”

Basically this whole song is about hiding a forbidden relationship, and it is likely about a romance between two women. With the lyric “leave the perfume on the shelf that you picked out just for him,” the character in Swift’s song could very well be dating a woman who was in a relationship with a man at the time.

 

9. “Time, curious time. Gave me no compasses, gave me no signs. Were there clues I didn’t see?”

From: “invisible string”

Here, Swift thinks about the signs and clues that could have made her realize a queer identity earlier in life. But as she sings, that invisible string “pulled me out of all the wrong arms, right into that dive bar,” by which she could likely mean out of the arms of men and into a lesbian bar.

 

10. Literally every single lyric of this song.

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From the image of someone riding on a skateboard past Betty’s house, and feeling like they couldn’t breathe to lyrics about being led “to the garden” and “kiss[ing] . . . in front of all your stupid friends,” this is probably the gayest song Swift has ever written. And for those who are skeptical that it’s written from the perspective of a woman since there is a reference to “James,” it could still be Swift since she was named after James Taylor. Also, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds have two daughters named James and Inez, and both names are mentioned in the song.

Maybe Swift is gay as she appears to telegraph, and maybe she’s not. All I know is that I’m a lot gayer than I was before listening to this album and writing this article.

When East Meets West is it…Depravity or Detente?

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Maddy drives an Uber, and she gets a call for a pick up at the Cincinnati Airport. It’s a strangely familiar person, Maddy can’t quite put her finger on who she is.

Kamiila is Maddy’s frustrated pickup. In a foul mood for having to take such a late flight and the disappointment of having such a crappy time on her last night in Detroit. Miraculously the ill-tempered passenger warms to Maddy quite quickly.

The ride to Kamiila’s destination is filled with conversation and the tone on the talk turns to more personal nature. By now Maddy has a good idea who her fair is, and when Kamiila asks her in for a drink Maddy readily accepts.

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11 Types Of Lesbians

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11 Types Of Lesbians

You’re Most Likely To Meet IRL

A handy guide to common lesbian (stereo)types.

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Even if you aren’t a lesbian you’ve probably heard people use descriptors like “power lesbian” or “baby dyke”. Sure, you might have an inkling of what each word means, but when taken as a whole you have no clue what those in question are talking about. Plus, as a straight person, it keep feel really disrespectful to start using words like this at all, let alone with no understanding of what we’re actually saying.

Prepare to be illuminated. 

Consider this the scene in the high school movie where the new student gets a tour of the cafeteria and learns the who’s who of their new environment. Let me act as the school’s veteran pupil, as I guide you through the trenches, introducing you to the 11 types of lesbians you’re the most likely to meet, and if you’re lucky, possibly someday have sex with.

Remember, this list is a broad generalization. Every person is different, we can’t (and shouldn’t) put everyone in an easy-to-understand box. This is more of a fun and sort of silly way in which lesbians refer to one another, than some actual, real-life categorization system.

If you don’t know how to identify a person, talk to that person and find out what THEY are the most comfortable with. And know that every person is more than just a label.

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Leigh, an eighteen-year-old lesbian is home from college for summer break, inadvertently overhears her mother’s intimate conversation with another woman.

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Leigh, a young college girl home for summer break, by accident overhears a conversation her mother has with another woman. The conversation is obviously intimate in nature and the effect it leaves on Leigh motivates her to investigate it further.

The investigation leads to the penthouse apartment of a high priced call girl, Kelsey. Impulsively, Leigh barges into the prostitute’s place and confronts her. Leigh had hoped to catch her mother with the hooker but her mother was gone. A spat breaks out between hooker and daughter and in the end, one woman is on the floor spent and panting and the other is about relates her startling tale.

Kelsey is speechless after Leigh’s revelation, and the young girl presses her advantage over the shocked woman by extorting her to perform the same service she believes her mother paid for earlier in the evening. Kelsey initially balks at the request, but Leigh makes it clear she will not take ‘no’ for an answer.

Realizing she is over a barrel; Kelsey gives in to the girl’s demands and applies her expertise to the young girl. When the girl wants further attention, Kelsey pushes back. Leigh feigns disappointment, but then catches Kelsey off guard and begins to apply her expertise on the hooker.

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ALIEN WANTS! And the wants are extreme.

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A young earth woman is abducted by a lesbian alien, named Gash who plans to take her to her planet Arko. That trip to Arko alone proves life-changing to both females.

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A twenty something earth girl is riding her bicycle along the road when she encounters a huge object overhead accompanied by blinding bright lights. Those are the last things she remembers until she awakens on a space craft headed to a planet is some distant galaxy.

Once awake, the girl finds she is nude and has been shaved in an intimate place. Next, an extremely tall and powerfully built blue female comes into her jail cell. The blue alien, speaks amazingly good English and tells her she has been kidnapped. And is in for a long trip to the alien’s planet.

The girl learns her abductor’s name is Gash, and onboard the craft the earth girl will be assigned the name Face-303. She also learns on their way to Gash’s home planet; the girl will be loaned out as a sex slave. It is Gash’s responsibility to make sure the captive is aware of what all is entailed in being a sex slave.

The young-earth girl is poked and prodded in every opening on her body, by Gash. Her examination by Gash is meant to be a ‘road-test’ of sorts to see if she is up to the rigors of life on Arko. Gash finds the girl is more than up to the challenge and in some ways is in awe of her sexual stamina.

Things take a strange twist when the earth girl wakens from a long coma-like sleep and finds herself in some type of medical examination room. She also sees a transformed Gash and also Gash’s superior. The superior makes it clear that the earth girl, as a captive of Arko,  is an insignificant waste of creative matter. Worse than gum on the bottom of a shoe. The earth girl is in a panic, and the only living being she can turn to is the big blue alien that captured her.

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A search for a housekeeper has never been such fun for Ellen… DOMESTIC SEDUCTION

A search for a housekeeper has never been such fun for Ellen…..

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Ellen Connor has assumed the position of Estate Manager in Gibraltar, when she gets there her first task is to hire a domestic housekeeper.

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Ellen Connor moved to Gibraltar at a civil service job after graduation from University. Realizing if she wanted to remain on Gibraltar, she needed to find a job in finance. She worked at several Financial Houses to gain experience and finally was awarded a position as an Estate Manager in an out of the way area near Funchal.

Her first duty as the manager is to replace the previous domestic housekeeper due to her retirement. Ellen struggles for a while finding a suitable candidate until she gets a lead on a young woman who was returning home after working on a cruise ship for several years.

Ellen interviews the young Moroccan girl, Janey Khay, and Ellen feels she is an ideal fit. The two of them seem to complement one another and this allows Ellen to focus on other necessities she must attend to; like finding a compatible lesbian lover. Pickings are slim in the small island country.

Things get interesting after that on the estate when Ellen unexpectedly walks in on Janey taking a bath. The electricity is sparked and both are charged with the sexual attraction, and for the next several weeks it becomes a cat and mouse game of which woman will seduce the other.

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8 Things Lesbians Get About Sex That Straight People Don’t

 

There are a million ways to make a woman orgasm, and why that frontier isn’t prioritized above space exploration I just don’t know.

by NICOLE BOYCE MAY 9, 2017

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When I say “lesbian sex,” let me be clear that I do not mean having sex while listening to Tegan and Sara or while The L Word plays in the background (unless that’s your thing, in which please email me your thoughts on season three.) And of course I know that lesbians are not perfect at sex. I’m sure there are some straight people out there having better sex than I could ever imagine (Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston), and some lesbians out there having the most boring sex ever (that judgmental girl I knew from summer camp). As a whole, no group of people is “better” at sex than anyone else. But based on my own critical research, aka sex with women, there are a few tips I think anyone can learn from their local Friends In Flannel and implement into their own life — no matter who they have sex with.

1. We know that sometimes mystery can be a good thing.

I’d argue that the mystery around lesbian sex (as dumb as it sometimes is) is actually quite liberating. There’s no one way that lesbians have sex, so we don’t go into it expecting to have sex the same way every time. For a lot of straight people I know, there’s an unspoken rule that sex = penetration. But lesbians don’t have that equivalent. There’s no Ikea manual on lesbian sex and this creates a lot of possibilities in bed. She could want fingers; oral; fingers and oral; a strap-on; fingers, oral and a strap-on; or none of the above. The point is that you don’t know. And anyone can treat sex this way if they don’t come in with the preconceived notion that penetration is the only way to get off. In my humble gay opinion (aka my HGO), sex is about exploring new things with your partner.

2. “Foreplay is important.” (Ellen 17:38-40)

If there were a lesbian Bible (don’t tempt me), that quote would be in it. Women understand that sex without foreplay isn’t even worth it half the time, and many a straight man has missed this memo. Without it, sex can be rushed, aggressive in all the wrong ways, and straight-up painful. So if the math works out, lesbian sex = double the foreplay! The more you and your partner work on foreplay, the better things will be during sex. It’s like when you don’t drink coffee for a few hours because you want that 3 p.m. coffee to hit you extra hard. All about the long game.

3. Sex should be all about communication.

Who started the rumor that talking was not cool? Who cursed society with that?? There’s no reward for your partner guessing what you want or you guessing what they want — just ask. Lesbian sex, or any queer sex for that matter, requires a level of communication that goes beyond the standard level of communication that straight couples have. Everyone likes to be asked what they like in bed. But lesbians basically have the question tattooed on their hand right below their favorite Rachel Maddow quote. You have to ask who is on top, who wants to give and who wants to receive, what they like to do, what they like to have done to them, how many more times, and on and on. Communication is at the center of that. Asking questions opens up a more playful and enjoyable experience for everyone. There are a million ways to make a woman orgasm, and why that frontier isn’t prioritized above space exploration I just don’t know.

4. And it should also be about communicating with yourself.

Any queer woman I know has had to do some serious introspection on their own queerness, just so they have answers for the many questions society throws at them (i.e., how did you know you were gay? Do you use a strap-on? If you like strap-ons, why don’t you just have sex with men? Well, then, who’s the man in the relationship? Etc.) We have to be pretty familiar with ourselves and what we like in order to defend that against anyone who questions it. Minus the pressure from society, this kind of introspection can be really beneficial. Anyone can benefit from exploring their own sexuality and sexual preferences in a similar way. You can only know how to tell someone what you want if you actually know what you want.

5. We know where the clit is.

And so should everyone else. Look, I don’t mean to keep hating on space exploration, but literally, as a society, we found the moon before we found the clit. I don’t care who you are or who you have sex with, you should know this.

6. Lesbians always have U-Hauls in the back of their mind.

What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul. It’s a cliche as old as time: lesbians like to move quickly. Now, I do not recommend thinking about moving in with someone and the future silverware you will buy the first time you have sex with them, but I do think we can all learn from what’s at the center of the U-Haul proverb: emotional openness. Even if you’re with someone for purely physical reasons (which is great, you do you), it can be helpful to at least be open to some kind of emotional connection. That connection doesn’t necessarily mean you want to date your partner forever, but it puts you in a better place to feel comfortable with them and confident in your own actions in bed.

7. We know getting to orgasm is not a race.

Slow down there, most famous woman racecar driver I can think of, Danica Patrick. Why not enjoy the best thing on this earth for more than, like, a cool 45 seconds? Since lots of women tend to take longer to orgasm than men, lesbians don’t have the same speed race that some straight couples have. This isn’t timed! Teasing your partner and making them wait longer can be fun and make both of your orgasms 100x better. Women understand you shouldn’t be embarrassed if it takes you a while to orgasm. You deserve to orgasm, no matter how long it takes. I wish I learned that in high school, instead of, like, gym.

8. Lesbians don’t scissor.

This is just a reminder that lesbians don’t scissor and you shouldn’t either. No couple out there is smashing their genitals together while doing an intense side plank core exercise. Reminding people of this is my community service.

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After much deliberation, Hannah, decides to have an intimate piercing and finds a suitable establishment in a city 100 miles away. The experience is shocking to her in more ways than one.

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Hannah drives nearly 100 miles to have an intimate piercing done by a female technician, Lita. The experience is made memorable by the beauty of the technician, and her quirky approach to the procedure.

The experience leaves an impression on both women, and over time the two become good friends. In Hannah’s mind, there is hope for a romance, but she fears that Lita’s feelings are much more frivolous than her own. Lita’s a woman who lives for the moment.

During their long-distance friendship, Hannah usually goes to Lita’s place, because she lives in a big city and there is more to do socially. Eventually, though, Lita agrees to come to visit Hannah and it has Hannah on pins and needles getting ready for Lita’s visit.

The visit is enjoyable, yet Lita decides she wants to do more than dance, as Hannah suggests, and comes up with something a bit more physical and radical. The horseplay that Lita suggests ends up being just as quirky as the session where she gave Hannah her piercings. Leaving Hannah to wonder if Lita is just teasing her and is not into relationships; or is it something else?

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Raven-Symoné

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Last month, actress and child star Raven-Symoné revealed to the world that she married girlfriend Miranda Pearman-Maday.

“I got married to a woman who understands me from trigger to joy, from breakfast to midnight snack, from stage to home,” she shared on Instagram. “I love you Mrs. Pearman-Maday! Let’s tear this world a new a-hole.”

Notoriously private, Symoné’s wedding was a pleasant surprise to fans everywhere. In a new interview, the 34-year-old actress revealed why she decided to talk about her wedding publicly.

“Despite being someone who has kept my personal life private, I decided to share this moment because it’s one of the biggest and happiest of my life,” Raven-Symoné told People. “Miranda makes me feel confident and empowered in an entirely new way. We planned our ceremony together and it was a true reflection of our love and partnership.”

“I get to make new plans with a brilliant woman, and we get to create an empire for ourselves,” she added. “We get to map out our future in ways that we want.”

Symoné then opened up about her time in the industry and revealed why she stayed in the closet for so long. “My whole life is kind of based on what the industry wants,” she explained. “Other people controlled my hair, my eyebrows, my clothing, my words, everything.”

When she opened up about her sexuality in 2016, Symoné said she thought she would never come out. She says she spent much of her life just following what she thought she was supposed to do.

“I just remember an older person in my life saying, ‘Oh my gosh, that guy’s so cute. Look at him. That’s the kind of person you should be with. I’m like, ‘Yeah, he’s so cute, right?’ I was playing the role.”

She’s still figuring out how to stay true to herself even today. “I push myself aside so much to make sure that my career is on point that I don’t always take care of my mental health. I’m still growing into who I am and still figuring it out.”

A break from the industry in 2013 let her explore who she is and what she wants. “What it did was help me with my sexuality,” Symoné explained. “I actually had time to think for myself and no one to tell me differently. It helped me realize that I’m kind of addicted to the industry because of the fact I had been in it for so long. I had to transform that addiction into something that is positive for me because I was getting very toxic to myself and others.”

On her upcoming album, The Reintroduction, Symoné is ready to show the many different layers to her. “It’s a weight off my shoulders,” she reflected. “If you really dive into the songs and read between the lines and all the things inside, I’m releasing anger, pain and grudges towards the entertainment industry, myself and others.”

And Symoné had some encouraging words for anyone struggling with their sexuality or identity. “It gets better. Just stick with it. Hang in there, bro, you’ll be fine.”

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I got married to a woman who understands me from trigger to joy, from breakfast to midnight snack, from stage to home. I love you Mrs. Pearman-Maday! Let’s tear this world a new asshole!!! I’s married NOW